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shalrath: requested rebloggable

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:52:43 -0400

requested rebloggable

frostedulcers: “We’ve never had a female President in this...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 01:22:19 -0400

“We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning” - Hari Kondabolu

I need to learn more about this glorious person.

friend trang: hahahaha gossssh yeah hopefully!! haha i have to teach my guy how to waltz this amuses...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:38:54 -0500

friend trang: hahahaha gossssh yeah hopefully!!

haha i have to teach my guy how to waltz this amuses me

mil ball is gonna be so classy and etiquette for the first hour and a half and then the moment the dance starts and the waltz is out of the way

rave party

rave party erryday

(seriously last i checked our mil ball song list was literall just gangnam style, thrift shop, and harlem shake)

(if those are our only three songs im gonna die)

also bc it is That Time of night im being a sap and checking the military ball tag everyones mil...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:34:32 -0500

also bc it is That Time of night im being a sap and checking the military ball tag

everyones mil ball experience is hella adorable

which reminds me haha next friday is my…mil ball….

i’m taking a cute dude

a really cute dude

and mmmaaaaan i have??? to sing??? the anthem?? and i’m nervous bc lol i dont wanna fuck up but also choir hasnt practiced so it’s like o….h…..

haha it’s in a week

i’m really excited (bc cute dude and also fancy shit and also food??) but nervous (because haha singing. ha. ha.)

friend oie: ohhhh dang gradients and shit ahhh i can totally see why it would be annoying to get...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:30:53 -0500

friend oie: ohhhh dang gradients and shit ahhh

i can totally see why it would be annoying to get this repeatedly but ah gradients. ah. uvu*

yo friends this is a Weird Question and probs dated but like what is this colors of the sky post i...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:22:33 -0500

yo friends this is a Weird Question and probs dated but like

what is this

colors of the sky post

i havent gotten it on my dashuboardu

what is.

ghostytrickster: hi lets play a game its called reblog this and ill make an AT...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:02:18 -0500

ghostytrickster:

hi lets play a game its called

reblog this and ill make an AT prince/princess/duke/lady/lord/king/queen/rainicorn/etc. based off the first few pages of your blog so i can avoid doing my homework until the last second!!

like this

say hello to sleepy prince

their gender will be based on whatever pronouns you prefer and also theyre not guaranteed to be humanoid and i might take into account how you look if they are idk

ill try really hard to make them androgynous if you prefer gender-neutral pronouns but im not so good at that im sorr y

umm i hope this doesnt get around tumblr so much bc i the chances of me doing 600 characters is like. really little. sorry ahhhh

slapface: if you’re going to defend the onion calling a 9 year old black child a misogynistic slur...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:41:16 -0500

slapface:

if you’re going to defend the onion calling a 9 year old black child a misogynistic slur by going ~satire~ and ~lighten up~, you had best unfollow me the fuck right now and also slap yourself in the face

What do you call a girl with a penis?

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 01:45:32 -0500

sunwillswallow:

sparkzter:

Her name.

reblogging again because this post has less than 4000 notes but the one about trans men has over 20k

girljanitor: humainsvolants: My dad said if this gets over...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 23:42:19 -0500

girljanitor:

humainsvolants:

My dad said if this gets over 1,000,005 notes He will take me to… “DISNEY WORLD”

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

seriously i really want this kid to go to Disney world though

i want to vicariously live my dreams via a person getting a thing they want

come on

same

rufflebutts: shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 13:21:55 -0500

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

Today I did yoga while listening to some truly choice Scandinavian speed metal. But what did you do?

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:57:29 -0500

friend that is rad as hell.

one time i meditated to Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot Speech

as for what I did today, I made a lot of snowballs and pelted people. I asked beforehand of course!

racebending: caterfree10: “if you white-wash Cassie, I will...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 22:40:06 -0500

racebending:

caterfree10:

“if you white-wash Cassie, I will cut you”

I LOVE THIS COMIC MORE THAN I CAN DESCRIBE. <3

This is hilarious and adorable. How great would an animated series of Animorphs be?

puppyriot: (SMASHES WINDOW OPEN WITH FIST) (CLIMBS OUT WINDOW) (STANDS ON ROOF AND BEGINS...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:54:53 -0500

puppyriot:

(SMASHES WINDOW OPEN WITH FIST)

(CLIMBS OUT WINDOW)

(STANDS ON ROOF AND BEGINS SCREAMING)

I LOVE JADE HARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM NOT VERY #HOMESTUCK ANYMORE BUT SCREECHES THE NAME JADE HARLEY INTO THE NIGHT OH MY...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:36:03 -0500

IM NOT VERY #HOMESTUCK ANYMORE BUT

SCREECHES THE NAME JADE HARLEY INTO THE NIGHT OH MY CHILD

CHILD!!

Photo

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 21:46:23 -0500

When is capital-F "Feminism" gonna notice that Beyonce has an all-female band damn near 99% of her performances?

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 21:45:15 -0500

strawberreli:

darkjez:

they’re too busy for shaming her choices about where her body goes and how much of it is seen.

slimmerboo: sveltte: As-yet-nameless lady OCs (they are...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 21:43:34 -0500

slimmerboo:

sveltte:

As-yet-nameless lady OCs (they are girlfriends!!)

so it’s Femslash Februaryand I realized I don’t have any CUTE LESBIAN ocs and so I made some

the tall ginger is a really quiet lady who’s going to university to become a nurse. she spends a lot of time reading!! she likes it a lot more than interacting with real people, who make her nervous.

the short chubby lady is a loud sassy mexican lady from kind of a bad part of town, but she’s hella fierce and dresses herself really well an doesn’t take any shit from anybody. she works at a bookstore near the campus and spends a lot of her free time reading, since she could never afford to go to school herself.

naturally, ginger girl encounters her at the bookstore, and she gets the doki dokis super hard, because I mean why wouldn’t she

b a b e s

kylebroflovsky: hover over for some friendly reminders!! ｡◕ ‿...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:35:24 -0500

kylebroflovsky:

hover over for some friendly reminders!!

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birdbrainblue: mixedbyziggy: I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:04:04 -0500

birdbrainblue:

mixedbyziggy:

I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary

That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance

You rude piece of shit

#go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen