“We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning” - Hari Kondabolu
I need to learn more about this glorious person.
(Source: dirtylies-myregards)
friend trang: hahahaha gossssh yeah hopefully!!
haha i have to teach my guy how to waltz this amuses me
mil ball is gonna be so classy and etiquette for the first hour and a half and then the moment the dance starts and the waltz is out of the way
rave party
rave party erryday
(seriously last i checked our mil ball song list was literall just gangnam style, thrift shop, and harlem shake)
(if those are our only three songs im gonna die)
also bc it is That Time of night im being a sap and checking the military ball tag
everyones mil ball experience is hella adorable
which reminds me haha next friday is my…mil ball….
i’m taking a cute dude
a really cute dude
and mmmaaaaan i have??? to sing??? the anthem?? and i’m nervous bc lol i dont wanna fuck up but also choir hasnt practiced so it’s like o….h…..
haha it’s in a week
i’m really excited (bc cute dude and also fancy shit and also food??) but nervous (because haha singing. ha. ha.)
friend oie: ohhhh dang gradients and shit ahhh
i can totally see why it would be annoying to get this repeatedly but ah gradients. ah. uvu*
yo friends this is a Weird Question and probs dated but like
what is this
colors of the sky post
i havent gotten it on my dashuboardu
what is.
hi lets play a game its called
reblog this and ill make an AT prince/princess/duke/lady/lord/king/queen/rainicorn/etc. based off the first few pages of your blog so i can avoid doing my homework until the last second!!
like this
say hello to sleepy prince
their gender will be based on whatever pronouns you prefer and also theyre not guaranteed to be humanoid and i might take into account how you look if they are idk
ill try really hard to make them androgynous if you prefer gender-neutral pronouns but im not so good at that im sorr y
umm i hope this doesnt get around tumblr so much bc i the chances of me doing 600 characters is like. really little. sorry ahhhh
if you’re going to defend the onion calling a 9 year old black child a misogynistic slur by going ~satire~ and ~lighten up~, you had best unfollow me the fuck right now and also slap yourself in the face
(Source: laffbending)
Her name.
reblogging again because this post has less than 4000 notes but the one about trans men has over 20k
(Source: sparkz-achive)
My dad said if this gets over 1,000,005 notes He will take me to… “DISNEY WORLD”
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
seriously i really want this kid to go to Disney world though
i want to vicariously live my dreams via a person getting a thing they want
come on
same
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
:)
this one’s for you
friend that is rad as hell.
one time i meditated to Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot Speech
as for what I did today, I made a lot of snowballs and pelted people. I asked beforehand of course!
“if you white-wash Cassie, I will cut you”
I LOVE THIS COMIC MORE THAN I CAN DESCRIBE. <3
This is hilarious and adorable. How great would an animated series of Animorphs be?
(Source: backwaterblah)
(SMASHES WINDOW OPEN WITH FIST)
(CLIMBS OUT WINDOW)
(STANDS ON ROOF AND BEGINS SCREAMING)
I LOVE JADE HARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: metal-tan)
IM NOT VERY #HOMESTUCK ANYMORE BUT
SCREECHES THE NAME JADE HARLEY INTO THE NIGHT OH MY CHILD
MY
CHILD!!
